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bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

1 day ago — (592288) source
  • baby: b...bo... b..
  • mother: bottle? do you want a bottle??
  • baby: b...b....
  • baby: bOY TOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT
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keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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1 day ago — (313714) source

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

1 day ago — (604219) source

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

1 day ago — (180835) source

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

1 day ago — (262178) source

throne94:

That’s one of my favorite scenes of all time.

1 day ago — (8229) source

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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1 day ago — (53016) source

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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1 day ago — (375274) source
  • me: I should go shower now
  •  (five minutes later)
  •  (another five minutes later)
  •  (yet another five minutes later)
  •  (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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 “At the end of the day he’s my best friend … and having your lover be your best friend, I mean, it’s the best thing ever.”

“But I think we just complement each other. I’m proud of her, and I’d like to believe she’s proud of me. We’re kindred spirits.”

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